Sunday, November 27, 2005

Freak...

Dear Diane Dimond,

It has come to our attention that you have been suffering from verbal diarrhoea, delusions, and overall mental deficiency. Please contact our office for an appointment, as you are due for your yearly examination.

Sincerely,

Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

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You see, Diane?....It's not difficult for people to find people on the internet, which is why Michael's fans found my site, and me, and your freakish doctors found you. Don't forget to call your doctors, because you seriously need your head examined.

Now, where was I? Oh, that's right, I was writing a list of which celebrities I'd like to con.

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