Thursday, November 24, 2005

When I escaped from Neverland...

“I only travelled in a Rolls Royce when I was escaping from Neverland with Jesus.”

What was I thinking? Why did I say such a stupid thing. Kidnapped people don’t escape in a Rolls Royce with a chauffeur. I blame my mommy, she gave me a script that was too long, and I had to memorize a lot of lines.

Next time we falsely accuse someone, she better give me less lines, because I'll stuff up again, and we'll never be rich.

4 Comments:

Blogger Truthis said...

Yup and when you escaped you kept going back.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

truthis wants MJ to touch him and drink jesus juice with him. Mmmmmm....

6:42 PM  
Blogger pyt in nyc said...

and you ain't got the balls to say something without being anonymous right?

2:23 PM  
Blogger Haku said...

anonymous loves jesus juice
he's the only one with such drinks

ps I know anonymous very well
anonymous' father molested him so he decided to sleep with his mother afterwards

4:04 AM  

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