Thursday, November 24, 2005

Who ate the turkey??!

Last night my dearly honest mother Janet, left the turkey in our oven. When we woke up this morning we found the turkey had been taken. We looked all over our house and we couldn't find it. Finally, we found it under my brother Daniel's bed! We were shocked! Daniel doesn't steal! (other than alcohol and porn magazines) he does not steal. He's also very honest! Other than all the lies he got caught telling on the stand (ESPECIALLY that porn magazine lie, you know the one with the different date on it) Daniel is a pretty honest guy. Oh well, we may have to con the cops to give us money for a new turkey. Because Daniel ate it all!


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