Thursday, December 15, 2005

My best friend has a stalker, too!

I just read the news. It was difficult, I'm not a fast reader. I'm actually a very slow reader. I get F's for that all the time, too. Did I tell I'm a loser already? Oh well. But when I finally managed to read some of the lines of this article I understood that my best friend has a stalker. Poor Nancy Grace. This world is just not fair. I feared it could be one of these Michael Jackson fans that stalk me all the time, but no, it's a total stranger, not even one of those freaks. Unbelievable. Are there any sane people in this world anymore - apart from Mom and myself, and my brother, and Nancy and Diane Dimond and all my friends - like uncle Tom Sneddon, my bestest friend Ron Zonen? *waves at Ron* I hope Nancy is alright. I worry about her. Poor girl. She always looked so crazy on TV lately, probably the stalker just scared her.


Blogger invincible said...

You see what watching Nancy Grace and Diane Dimond does to people, they end up in a mental institution, totally crazy.

5:13 PM  
Blogger Anton Jackson said...

The stalker wants to date her? He is out of his fucking mind. lol

5:46 PM  
Blogger pyt in nyc said...

don't make fun of me for wanting to date a man!

-the stalker

6:46 PM  

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