Friday, December 09, 2005

Not pretty, or witty, or wise...

Here's a picture of my mommy, Janet-Ventura-Arvizo-Jackson, hiding under a blue jacket; that's how she arrived at (and departed) court for Michael Jackson's trial. She hid under the blue jacket because, (1) she's not an honest person, (2) she's a con-artist, and must not be recognized by future victims, and (3) after all the time and money that was spent at the beauty salon (compliments of Michael Jackson), she still looks like a cavewoman.

2 Comments:

Blogger KC said...

Oooh.. your mom looks hot, anton! No wonder those JC Penny guards pinched her nipples 10 to 25 times and sexually harrassed her in the parking lot for a few minutes. I mean, who can resist?!

5:20 AM  
Blogger holly said...

LMFAO

She hadn't had her last full body wax since Michael's Credit Card was taken away and therefore underneath that coat....

resembled a yeti.

7:28 AM  

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