Saturday, February 04, 2006

The Picture of Child Abuse

Want to be living it up in NYC with your friends with bling bling on your arm? It's easy my friends. Just take the example of Diane Dimond's favorite 'child molestation', pictured here. I give you Jordan Chandler everyone. All you have to do is accuse Michael Jackson of child molestation and BAM! you TOO can win the lottery! You too can live in an expensive apartment in New York, all expenses paid by none other than the KING OF POP himself! You too can get your lazy ass chauffered around in Bentleys a la Gavin Arvizo while being 'held hostage' at Neverland! You too can get your crotch waxed for free like his momma! Thank you Michael Jackson! Yes, my friends, "thank you Michael Jackson' is what our beloved Jordan is thinking as he stands there on the corner laughing at how he ruined a man's life by agreeing to a lie. "Thank you Michael Jackson" is what he thinks every day of his pathetic life as he lives off the money he extorted with a man's blood and tears. All the while, Jordan pops in one of Michael's CDs and tells himself that it wasn't HIM that almost killed the man, it was his mother and father, that he was just a victim of his parents. He tells himself that divorcing them makes him all innocent in the crime committed against an INNOCENT man. Jordan, however, doesn't realize that he's living in his own Neverland. What he should be thinking is 'damn, I had the chance to right my wrong. I had the chance to tell the TRUTH and free my conscience and Michael from my lies at his trial, but, alas, like the coward that I am, I chose to crawl back to my little hole and pretend like I don't exist. I had a chance, and I blew it." Thank You, Jordan Chandler. I hope you are proud of yourself.
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